created by Brian LeRoux & Andrew Lunny. sparodically uncurated by David Trejo.

  var fib = function (_) {
      for(_=[+[],++[[]][+[]],+[],_],_[++[++[++[[]][+[]]][+[]]][+[]]]=(((_[++[++[++[[]][+[]]][+[]]][+[]]]-(++[[]][+[]]))&(((--[[]][+[]])>>>(++[[]][+[]]))))===(_[++[++[++[[]][+[]]][+[]]][+[]]]-(++[[]][+[]])))?(_[++[++[[]][+[]]][+[]]]=++[[]][+[]],_[++[++[++[[]][+[]]][+[]]][+[]]]-(++[[]][+[]])):+[];_[++[++[++[[]][+[]]][+[]]][+[]]]--;_[+[]]=(_[++[[]][+[]]]=_[++[++[[]][+[]]][+[]]]=_[+[]]+_[++[[]][+[]]])-_[+[]]);
      return _[++[++[[]][+[]]][+[]]];
  }

  console.assert(fib(-1) === 0);
  console.assert(fib(0) === 0);
  console.assert(fib(1) === 1);
  console.assert(fib(2) === 1);
  console.assert(fib(3) === 2);
  console.assert(fib(4) === 3);
  console.assert(fib(5) === 5);
  console.assert(fib(6) === 8);
  console.assert(fib(7) === 13);
  console.assert(fib(32) === 2178309);
  console.assert(fib(46) === 1836311903);
  console.assert(fib(47) === 2971215073);
  console.assert(fib(63) === 6557470319842);

  console.log('done!');

I've combined (for fun) a few WTFs to make something bigger.

Just in case... don't code in JS like that. Seriously.

-- @s3a

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